As we all know, one of the greatest challenges of managing social media accounts in the veterinary industry is coming up with enough pet-related puns to satisfy our followers. Pet puns are pawesome, and we can’t afford to let our fur-llowers down.
So we created this jumbo reference list for when you need one, but you just can’t come up with the purr-fect pun!
Pets
- Fur-ever
- Claws and effect
- Paws-itive(ly)
- Pawsome
- Fur-tunately
- Off-fur
- Somepawdy
- Bon A-pet-treat!
- Peternity or Pawternity – take peternity leave for your new pup
- Fur-well
- Fur-end
- Appaws
- Faux-paw
- Pet-working
- Pawspurr
- Cur-tail-ed
- Fur
- Fur-ocious
- Im-paws-ible
- Pet-tential
- Paw-ful
- Oppawtunity
- Pawsing (pausing or posing)
- Dif-fur-ent
- Furry (very)
- Fur-st
- Pawdyguard
- Whatevfur
- Fur-got
- Pawsibly
- Paws
- Pawlympics (The Paw-lympic Game
- Re-fur
- Paw-nder
Cat
- Purrito– for when your cat is a burrito
- Purr-fect
- Purrty
- Cat-astrophe
- Pro-cat-ination
- Catvertising
- Meow-ter space
- Breaking mews
- Feline fine!
- Purr-suasion
- Cathletes
- Op-purr-tunity
- Paypurr
- Cattitude
- Mewsic
- Take meowt
- Thinking cat
- Happy Purr-thday
- Haute- Cat-ture
- Pampurr
- Purr-fessional
- Va-cat-ion
- Purr-tner
- A-purr-oach
- Cats off to you
- Caturday
- Meowtrage
- Whisker away (whisk her away!)
- Cathletic
- Purr-chase
- Cat-egory
- Purr-plexing
- Mewvement
- You have cat to be kitten me right meow
- Purr-obably
Dog
- Doggleganger
- Puparazzi
- Ruff (rough)
- Woofles
- Muttropolitan
- Pupsicle
- Whining and dining
- Going mutts!
- Subwoofers
- Looking quite fetching
- The bark side
- Rufferee
- Bone Appetit!
- Barking lot
- Pup-corn
- Inter-ruff-tion
- Bark-B-Q
- Raise the ruff!
- Mutt-ternity & Pup-ternity
Breed-Specific
- Don’t terrier self up about it
- Thank you so mush (Husky)
- Collieflower
- I’ll Collie you later
- Shampoodle
- Hi Corgeous (Corgi)
- Daschund through the snow
- Don’t step in a poodle!
- New Yorkie, New Yorkie!
- Pugkin (pumpkin)
- Pug life
- Oh my pugness!
- The puggle is real
Pop Culture References
- Pawllywood
- Vanity Fur
- Citizen Canine
- Barking Bad
- Wizard of Paws
- Puptown Girl
- Tail of Two Cities
- Barkingham Palace
- Don’t stop retrieving, hold on to that feline
- Labrathor
- Kitty Perry – or Katy Purr-y
- The Great Catsby
- Catticus Finch
- Breakfast at Sniff-anys
- Meowly Cyrus
- Jurassic Bark
- Downtown Tabby
Holidays-Related
Holidays/Christmas
- Santa Paws
- Santa Claws
- Howlidays
- Pawlidays
- Fleas Navidad
- Deck the Paws
- Pup on the Housetop
- Bark! The Herald Angels Sing!
- Merry Catmas
- Hoppy Holidays
Halloween
- Howl-o-ween
It’s impossible to have too many puns, so share your favorite pet puns in the comments, and we’ll add them to our list!
